Guests are a large part of our life at NOLD due, in part, to the academic lifestyle which brings a wide variety of students and scholars through our door. This professional perk then extends to a worldwide web of colleagues, friends, and acquaintances who return as alums or supportive visitors.
In addition, our families live halfway across the country, leading to extended visits, especially at the holidays. I have a fondness for the holidays throughout the academic year, beginning with Halloween, and enjoy hosting parties, which often bring people from these different parts of our lives together such that the network continues to grow.
The result is that NOLD gets plenty of use and, as anyone who owns an old house knows, our abode can also be uncooperative at times. A leak springs forth. An appliance dies. Plaster cracks. Masonry crumbles. Fortunately, at 85, NOLD's ailments have been minimal despite the fact that they seem to come in waves.
Sitting in my hovel (my small office at the top of the back stairwell) a few weeks ago, I began hearing scritches and scratches in the attic above. With the weather turning colder, I guessed that new neighbors were hoping to move in for the winter, but the freeloaders will have to go.
Nonetheless, they stimulated some reflection on guests, spurred my imagination, and inspired this poem, a lighthearted glimpse into the reality of homeownership at NOLD of late:
Uninvited Guests
In addition, our families live halfway across the country, leading to extended visits, especially at the holidays. I have a fondness for the holidays throughout the academic year, beginning with Halloween, and enjoy hosting parties, which often bring people from these different parts of our lives together such that the network continues to grow.
The result is that NOLD gets plenty of use and, as anyone who owns an old house knows, our abode can also be uncooperative at times. A leak springs forth. An appliance dies. Plaster cracks. Masonry crumbles. Fortunately, at 85, NOLD's ailments have been minimal despite the fact that they seem to come in waves.
Sitting in my hovel (my small office at the top of the back stairwell) a few weeks ago, I began hearing scritches and scratches in the attic above. With the weather turning colder, I guessed that new neighbors were hoping to move in for the winter, but the freeloaders will have to go.
Nonetheless, they stimulated some reflection on guests, spurred my imagination, and inspired this poem, a lighthearted glimpse into the reality of homeownership at NOLD of late:
Uninvited Guests
Cobwebs
drape the radiator
Mildew
clings to the grout
Dust
bunnies hop across the floor
Drips
run down the spout
Spider
spins webs in the corner
Ants
march in the door
Red
squirrel squats in the garage
Mice
claim the third floor
The
weeds have launched an invasion
Leaves
block the entry
Mud
wasps nest in between the bricks
Deer
act as our sentry
Iron
windows draught from all sides
Pipes
knock and floors creak
Cracks
appear daily on plaster
Strange
smells rise and reek
This
old house has welcomed many
To
dance, dine, or rest
Too
kind to ever exclude these
Uninvited
guests
Freddy still fails to earn his keep in this regard. He cannot resist the need to inspect as soon as a door opens, even the dryer door. However, most of his conquests of uninvited guests remain imaginary -- he is a super hero only in his own mind.
I want to share one recipe that might come in handy over Thanksgiving and the weeks ahead as guests arrive at your house for the holidays. This simple dish bakes us beautifully for brunch or a light lunch and is sure to delight.
Asparagus, goat cheese, and eggs are favorites at our house, and this bread pudding includes all three.
1 pound asparagus, tough ends removed and cut into 2-inch pieces
2 cups 1-inch cubes of hearty bread
¼ cup minced fresh herbs such as Italian flat-leaf parsley, tarragon, or thyme
8 ounces fresh goat cheese, crumbled
2 cups milk
3 eggs, beaten
Sea salt and ground black pepper, to taste
Adapted from Prairie Home Cooking by Judith Fertig
Freddy still fails to earn his keep in this regard. He cannot resist the need to inspect as soon as a door opens, even the dryer door. However, most of his conquests of uninvited guests remain imaginary -- he is a super hero only in his own mind.
I want to share one recipe that might come in handy over Thanksgiving and the weeks ahead as guests arrive at your house for the holidays. This simple dish bakes us beautifully for brunch or a light lunch and is sure to delight.
Asparagus, goat cheese, and eggs are favorites at our house, and this bread pudding includes all three.
Asparagus and Goat Cheese Bread Pudding
1 pound asparagus, tough ends removed and cut into 2-inch pieces
2 cups 1-inch cubes of hearty bread
¼ cup minced fresh herbs such as Italian flat-leaf parsley, tarragon, or thyme
8 ounces fresh goat cheese, crumbled
2 cups milk
3 eggs, beaten
Sea salt and ground black pepper, to taste
- Lightly grease a 10-inch round baking dish.
- Steam asparagus until just tender, or about 3 minutes
- Combine bread, asparagus, and herbs in a large bowl. Spread mixture in baking dish.
- Dot bread mixture with goat cheese.
- Whisk together milk, eggs, salt and pepper in a medium bowl. Pour over bread and cheese.
- Bake for 45 to 50 minutes at 350°F, or until pudding has set and is puffed and golden brown.
Adapted from Prairie Home Cooking by Judith Fertig